Buford's World
"My life story" by Buford P. Fuddwhacker - Chapter 5

My Story by Buford P. Fuddwhacker

Chapter 5

I called my uncle Thacker fer a recommendation, an he said he heared that Atlanta, Georgia wuz the happenin place fer bisness oppertunities. So off I went ta become a sales superstar. Frum hair brushes ta vakume cleeners I sold em all.

Then one day I wuz sellin ensiklopedias door-ta-door an I spied a vision of lovleyness starin back at me. Her name wuz Raylene Cornshucker an it wuz love at furst site! It wuz a whurlwind romanse an within 2 weeks we wuz married. Raylene inspired me ta combine sellin with my lifelong dream of bein an inventer. So I got into the hi-technolergy busness world an started inventin gadgets an sellin em ta the big teknology companies. Anyways I kin thank Raylene fer standin behind me fer these past 17 years as we rose to the top of the heap, here in our little parydise at the Fuddwhacker Family Trailer Park in Buford, Georgia. Today I own my own consultin bizness ans am the most sawt after motivational speaker in the country... maybe even in the wurld, and I owe it all ta Raylene. Thank yew, sweetie-pie!

Well, I gess thats abowt it fer my life so far. But Im shure yer sayin, "Tell me more abowt yer fassinatin experiences, Buford!" An my anser ta yew is "Invite me to yer next meetin!"

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