Buford P. Fuddwhacker
Keynote Speeches

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• Fuddwhacker's Famous Four-step Formula Fer a Fortunate Future
  (one to two-hour keynote) Buford shares his secrets on how to join the ranks of the Fortunate Few. Buford's practical formula includes attude, achievement, priorities, and balance. This is his most popular keynote.
  
• Put Yer Hound Dog Owtta His Mizzery!
  (30 to 90-minute keynote) A great energizer to get people going. Buford demonstrates the effects of attitude in daily life and provides a three-step formula for a achieving and maintaining positive attitude.
• Go Arownd the Mule
  (one to two-hour keynote) Buford's wisdom on how to recognize and deal with life's roadblocks (mules) and how to manage your expectations. His theme, "keep yer eye on the goal, not on the mules," is the secret to enjoying the means and not just the end result in goal achievement.
• Don't Look Now, But Somebody's Follerin Yew
  (one to two-hour keynote) Buford contrasts leadership and management and inspires every member of the audience to be a true leader. He draws stories and testimonials from the hidden leaders in the audience to make this a fun and inspiring keynote.
• Make Ever Minit Count
  (one to two-hour keynote) Buford shares the Fuddwhacker philosophy on how to enjoy each moment, while becoming more efficient and effective in managing time.
• Stress fer Success
  (one to two-hour keynote) Buford shares his stress management secrets which can enable every one of us to convert stress reactions into the fuel we need propel us to success.
• Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mowth
  (One to two-hour keynote) Buford preaches the gospel of customer appreciation in this celebration of the greatest gift (in business) we've ever received... our customers.

Sales Keynotes:

• Yew Sure Look Awful Withowt Yer Close
  (30 to 90-minute keynote) Buford expounds on the importance of developing good closing skills, and conducts a tongue-in-cheek sales training course in how to close an order.
• G.I.T. More Sales!
  (30 to 90-minute keynote) Buford kicks off your company's new G.I.T. Selling program, encouraging every sales person to 1) Give all they've got, 2) Imitate success and 3) Trust their efforts.
• Who Says "Yew Cain't Sell Nothin to Nobody!"?
  (30 to 90-minute keynote) Buford tells the sad story of his first sales job, and the day he got a pink slip that said "Yew Cain't Sell Nothin to Nobody! Yer Fired!" In this rags-to-riches upbeat sales success story, Buford explains how he woke up the next morning, echoing the cry of defiance, "Who says 'I cain't sell nothin to nobody!'?"
• Goin Fishin fer New Bizness
  (30 to 90-minute keynote) In this high-energy sales keynote, Buford exhorts sales people to "quit bellyachin abowt the one that got away... go owt and start fishin fer new bizness!" It's all about making more new sales contacts and filling the sales funnel and pipeline.

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