Motivational Sales Meeting Keynote:
When's the last time you had a really fun sales meeting?
Sales meetings are important... but they can tend to get boring and tedious. The next time you have one, make it a rip-roaring Fuddwhacker extravaganza of comedy, music and fast-paced fun with Who Says "Yew Cain't Sell Nothin to Nobody!"?
Buford tells all
After receiving an outstanding introduction (supplied to you before the meeting) Buford P. Fuddwhacker will saunter out on stage, tattered briefcase in hand and assume the role of self-appointed sales expert and guru. He has come to share his time-honored secrets of sales success.
Buford tells the sad story of the day he was fired from his first sales job. He came into the office to find a pink slip in his in ox with the message written in bold letters, Yew cain't sell nothin to nobody! Yer fired!!!
|Who says "Yew cain't sell nothin to nobody!"?
After a brief time of self--questioning, Buford rose up... determined to succeed and cried out, Who says "I cain't sell nothin to nobody!"? And with that, he began his mighty, triumphant climb to sales success!
A fun-filled tribute to the glorious sales profession!
Everyone joins in the fun as Buford pays tribute to the professional sales person. "Volunteers" from the audience are called to center stage to participate in stunts and activities designed get everyone laughing and applauding their fellow professionals.
Beef up them sellin skills!
Look out Dale Carnegie! Buford gives the group a tongue-in-cheek mini-sales-refresher course in his Six Succinct Steps to Sellin Success, in which he reveals his Surfire Steps to a Slamdunk Sale:
Sales people love to compete
And Buford sets the stage for a sales competition in which contestants compete for prizes such as Fuddwhacker T-shirts and the highly coveted Buford P. Fuddwhacker screensaver CD-ROM.
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